You cannot bring what you want to you if you are feeling stress. Stress or any tension at all is something you have to remove from your system.
You must let the stress go - it is the only way you can bring what you want. The emotion of stress is saying strongly that you do NOT have what you want. Stress or tension is the absence of faith, and so to remove it all you have to do is increase your faith!
May the joy be with you,
Rhonda Byrne
The Secret... bringing joy to billions
Monday, March 29, 2010
Monday, March 22, 2010
From The Secret Daily Teachings
Write down all the great things about everyone you know. Make a huge list of all the wonderful things about you. Compliment people wherever you go. Praise every single thing you see. Be a ray of sunshine to everyone you meet, and make their day better for having seen you. Say "Thank you" at every turn. Walk, talk, think, and breathe appreciation and gratitude.
When you do this, your outer life will change to reflect your inner state of being.
May the joy be with you,
Rhonda Byrne
The Secret... bringing joy to billions
When you do this, your outer life will change to reflect your inner state of being.
May the joy be with you,
Rhonda Byrne
The Secret... bringing joy to billions
Tuesday, March 16, 2010
it only takes a minute....
Please tell ten friends to tell ten today! The Breast Cancer site is having trouble getting enough people to click on their site daily to meet their quota of donating at least one free mammogram a day to an underprivileged woman. It takes less than a minute to go to their site and click on 'donating a mammogram' for free (pink window in the middle).
This doesn't cost you a thing. Their corporate sponsors/advertiser use the number of daily visits to donate mammogram in exchange for advertising.
Here's the web site! Pass it along to people you know.
http://www.thebreastcancersite.com/
This doesn't cost you a thing. Their corporate sponsors/advertiser use the number of daily visits to donate mammogram in exchange for advertising.
Here's the web site! Pass it along to people you know.
http://www.thebreastcancersite.com/
Monday, March 15, 2010
From The Secret Daily Teachings
Our natural state of being is joy, and it takes so much energy to think negative thoughts, to speak negative words, and to feel miserable. The easy path is good thoughts, good words, and good deeds.
Take the easy path.
May the joy be with you,
Rhonda Byrne
The Secret... bringing joy to billions
Take the easy path.
May the joy be with you,
Rhonda Byrne
The Secret... bringing joy to billions
Rules from GOD for 2010
1. Wake Up !! Decide to have a good day.
"Today is the day the Lord hath made; let us rejoice and be glad in it" Psalms 118:24
2. Dress Up !! The best way to dress up is to put on a smile. A smile is an inexpensive way to improve your looks. "The Lord does not look at the things man looks at. Man looks at outward appearance; but the Lord looks at the heart." I Samuel 16:7
3 . Shut Up!! Say nice things and learn to listen. God gave us two ears and one mouth, so He must have meant for us to do twice as much listening as talking. "He who guards his lips guards his soul." Proverbs 13:3
4. Stand Up!!..... For what you believe in. Stand for something or you will fall for anything.. "Let us not be weary in doing good; for at the proper time, we will reap a harvest if we do not give up. Therefore, as we have opportunity, let us do good..."Galatians 6:9-10
5. Look Up !!.. To the Lord.
"I can do everything through Christ who strengthens me." Philippians 4:13
6. Reach Up !!... For something higher. "Trust in the Lord with all your heart, and lean not unto your own understanding. In all your ways, acknowledge Him, And He will direct your path." Proverbs 3:5-6
7. Lift Up !!.. Your Prayers. "Do not worry about anything;
Instead PRAY ABOUT EVERYTHING." Philippians 4:6
God answers prayer
VERY SPECIAL DELIVERY
May the Lord open up
The windows of heaven
And pour you a blessing
That you will not have room
Enough to receive it all.
May the Lord bless
You exceedingly and abundantly,
Above all you could ever hope for.
May the Lord bless you
That you may walk in a
Financial overflow.
May you fall in love with Him
For the rest of your days
In the Name of Jesus .
Amen!
Let ' s just see Satan stop this one!
"Today is the day the Lord hath made; let us rejoice and be glad in it" Psalms 118:24
2. Dress Up !! The best way to dress up is to put on a smile. A smile is an inexpensive way to improve your looks. "The Lord does not look at the things man looks at. Man looks at outward appearance; but the Lord looks at the heart." I Samuel 16:7
3 . Shut Up!! Say nice things and learn to listen. God gave us two ears and one mouth, so He must have meant for us to do twice as much listening as talking. "He who guards his lips guards his soul." Proverbs 13:3
4. Stand Up!!..... For what you believe in. Stand for something or you will fall for anything.. "Let us not be weary in doing good; for at the proper time, we will reap a harvest if we do not give up. Therefore, as we have opportunity, let us do good..."Galatians 6:9-10
5. Look Up !!.. To the Lord.
"I can do everything through Christ who strengthens me." Philippians 4:13
6. Reach Up !!... For something higher. "Trust in the Lord with all your heart, and lean not unto your own understanding. In all your ways, acknowledge Him, And He will direct your path." Proverbs 3:5-6
7. Lift Up !!.. Your Prayers. "Do not worry about anything;
Instead PRAY ABOUT EVERYTHING." Philippians 4:6
God answers prayer
VERY SPECIAL DELIVERY
May the Lord open up
The windows of heaven
And pour you a blessing
That you will not have room
Enough to receive it all.
May the Lord bless
You exceedingly and abundantly,
Above all you could ever hope for.
May the Lord bless you
That you may walk in a
Financial overflow.
May you fall in love with Him
For the rest of your days
In the Name of Jesus .
Amen!
Let ' s just see Satan stop this one!
Tuesday, March 9, 2010
Mars Turns Direct: Turn Plans into Action!
Sitting on the sidelines belongs somewhere else in the heavens. Simply put, Mars speaks to your personal power and confidence level. Ambition and competition are also within Mars's realm. Martian energy gives us the power to act on our desire and goals -- it lights our inner fires and stokes our passions. Whether it's at work or play, Mars encourages us to face challenges and be our best -- or better. However, Mars's energy can be aggressive and even destructive, so it is up to us to harness this force for positive use.
Mars takes approximately two years to complete its orbit around the zodiac, and has been retrograde in Leo since December 20, 2009. On March 10, it once again resumes its apparent direct motion in Leo.
The Fire signs - Aries, Leo and Sagittarius - will feel the effect of Mars going direct most strongly, as they slam their feet down on the accelerator.
The Air signs - Gemini, Libra and Aquarius - will find that things have started moving faster for them as well.
The Water signs - Cancer, Scorpio and Pisces - will push practical and money-making plans into gear.
The Earth signs - Taurus, Virgo and Capricorn - have Mars hidden at the moment, but they too will find that their longer term plans will start to see movement.
Enlist the energies of your progressed chart to understand where to focus your energies for maximum return. The continual movement of the planets through your life affects the events that shape your future. A progressed chart locates the signs, aspects and house positions for each planet for any given year, telling you how long they will remain in those positions. These changes show you when to act on the potential revealed by your natal chart, as well as when to embrace growth in your life. Awareness of your progressed chart helps you make informed decisions about every aspect of your life.
Monday, March 8, 2010
From The Secret Daily Teachings
The law of attraction has been called the law of love, because the law itself is a gift of love to humanity. It is the law by which we can create incredible lives for ourselves.
The more love we feel the greater our power to create a magnificent life of love, joy, and harmony.
May the joy be with you,
Rhonda Byrne
The Secret... bringing joy to billion
Friday, March 5, 2010
PARA LOS CUBANOS DEL MUNDO Y PARA LOS QUE CONOCEN A ALGUN CUBANO;)
Para Todos los Cubanos Donde Quiera Que Se Encuentren - Son Unicos!!
Le preguntaron en una ocasión a un reconocido sabio, Maestro:
¿Qué es un cubano? Su respuesta fue la siguiente:
'Ah.... los cubanos... ¡Qué difícil pregunta!
Los cubanos están entre vosotros pero no son de vosotros.
Los cubanos beben en la misma copa la alegría y la amargura.
Hacen música de su llanto y se ríen de la música.
Toman en serio los chistes y hacen chistes de lo serio. No creen en nadie y creen en todo.
No se les ocurra discutir con ellos jamás! Los cubanos nacen con sabiduría.
No necesitan leer...... ¡Todo lo saben! No necesitan viajar.... ¡Todo lo han visto!
Son algo así como el pueblo escogido... por ellos mismos.
Los cubanos se caracterizan individualmente por su simpatía e inteligencia y en grupos, por su gritería y apasionamiento.
Cada uno de ellos lleva en sí la chispa de los genios y los genios no se llevan bien entre sí, de ahí que reunir> a los cubanos es fácil, pero unirlos es casi imposible.
No se les hable de lógica, pues eso implica razonamiento y mesura y los cubanos son hiperbólicos y exagerados. Por ejemplo, invitan a uno a un restaurante a comer, no nos llevan al mejor restaurante del pueblo sino al mejor restaurante del mundo.
Cuando discuten no dicen: No estoy de acuerdo contigo; sino: Estás completamente equivocado.
Tienen tendencias antropofaguitas.. Así entonces, '¡Se la comió!' es una expresión de admiración y 'comerse un cable' es señal de una situación crítica.
Los cubanos aman tanto la contradicción que llaman 'monstruos' a las mujeres hermosas y 'bárbaros' a los eruditos.
Los cubanos ofrecen soluciones antes de saber el problema. Para ellos nunca hay problemas.
Todos los cubanos saben lo que hay que hacer para eliminar el terrorismo, encauzar a América Latina, eliminar el hambre en Africa, pagar la deuda externa, quién debe ser Presidente y cómo cual quier país puede llegar a ser una potencia mundial.
Ellos no entienden por qué los demás no les entienden, cuando sus ideas son tan sencillas.
¡Ah.... los cubanos... No puedes vivir mucho tiempo con ellos pero es imposible vivir sin ellos!
Ámalos, respétalos y déjalos ser CUBANOS!!!!
PERMISO, PERMISO QUE LLEGARON LOS CUBANOS, A RECOGERSEEEEEE, JAJAJAJAJA.
PERO QUE DIOS BENDIGA A TODOS LOS CUBANOS, LA SAL Y LA PIMIENTA DE LA VIDA.
'Cubanadas'
El Cubano no corre: Echa un patín.
El Cubano no es infiel: Pega los tarros.
El Cubano no se sube: Se encarama.
El Cubano no habla mucho: Mete tremenda muela..
El Cubano no se enamora: Coge tremendo metío.
El Cubano no es pícaro: Es candela..
El Cubano no es inteligente: Es un filtro..
El Cubano no se emborracha: Coge nota, o curda.
El Cubano no es niño: Es fiñe.
El Cubano no consigue: Resuelve, engancha.
El Cubano no es un experto: Es un bárbaro, un salvaje, una fiera, un animal.
El Cubano no se baja: Se apea.
El Cubano no cae: Se destimbala.
El Cubano no te golpea: Te rompe la siquitrilla.
El Cubano no baila: Echa un pie.
El Cubano no es haragán: No dispara un chícharo.
El Cubano no piensa: Cabila
El Cubano no se equivoca: Se enreda
El Cubano no se muere: Canta el manicero, guinda el piojo, estira la pata.
El Cubano no tiene obsesiones: Tiene matraquillas.
El Cubano no se enferma: Se pone maluco.
El Cubano no pasa hambre: Se jama un cable..
El Cubano no es pobre: Esta en la fuácata, esta pelao.
El Cubano no esta delgado: Es un güin, un esqueleto rumbero.
El Cubano no se vuelve loco: Se le cruzan los cables, tiene guayabitos en la azotea, le patina el coco.
El Cubano no se cansa: Se desguabina, Se descuarijinga, se desmondinga..
El Cubano no ignora a alguien: Lo tira a mondongo..
El Cubano no es culto y lector: Es una polilla..
El Cubano no dice 'toca mal el piano': Dice 'machaca las teclas'
El Cubano no forma una confusión: Forma un arroz con mango..
El Cubano no es ostentoso o pretencioso: Se da lija.
El Cubano no conquista a una mujer: Liga a una jeva.
El Cubano no dice 'come despacio': Dice '¡¡¡Respira niño!!!'
El Cubano no tiene una novia delgada: La novia es un bacalao o un esqueleto rumbero.
El Cubano no sabe la respuesta te dice: 'Me la pusiste en China'.
El Cubano no te dice que hiciste algo excepcional, sino que te dice: 'Te la comiste!'
Le preguntaron en una ocasión a un reconocido sabio, Maestro:
¿Qué es un cubano? Su respuesta fue la siguiente:
'Ah.... los cubanos... ¡Qué difícil pregunta!
Los cubanos están entre vosotros pero no son de vosotros.
Los cubanos beben en la misma copa la alegría y la amargura.
Hacen música de su llanto y se ríen de la música.
Toman en serio los chistes y hacen chistes de lo serio. No creen en nadie y creen en todo.
No se les ocurra discutir con ellos jamás! Los cubanos nacen con sabiduría.
No necesitan leer...... ¡Todo lo saben! No necesitan viajar.... ¡Todo lo han visto!
Son algo así como el pueblo escogido... por ellos mismos.
Los cubanos se caracterizan individualmente por su simpatía e inteligencia y en grupos, por su gritería y apasionamiento.
Cada uno de ellos lleva en sí la chispa de los genios y los genios no se llevan bien entre sí, de ahí que reunir> a los cubanos es fácil, pero unirlos es casi imposible.
No se les hable de lógica, pues eso implica razonamiento y mesura y los cubanos son hiperbólicos y exagerados. Por ejemplo, invitan a uno a un restaurante a comer, no nos llevan al mejor restaurante del pueblo sino al mejor restaurante del mundo.
Cuando discuten no dicen: No estoy de acuerdo contigo; sino: Estás completamente equivocado.
Tienen tendencias antropofaguitas.. Así entonces, '¡Se la comió!' es una expresión de admiración y 'comerse un cable' es señal de una situación crítica.
Los cubanos aman tanto la contradicción que llaman 'monstruos' a las mujeres hermosas y 'bárbaros' a los eruditos.
Los cubanos ofrecen soluciones antes de saber el problema. Para ellos nunca hay problemas.
Todos los cubanos saben lo que hay que hacer para eliminar el terrorismo, encauzar a América Latina, eliminar el hambre en Africa, pagar la deuda externa, quién debe ser Presidente y cómo cual quier país puede llegar a ser una potencia mundial.
Ellos no entienden por qué los demás no les entienden, cuando sus ideas son tan sencillas.
¡Ah.... los cubanos... No puedes vivir mucho tiempo con ellos pero es imposible vivir sin ellos!
Ámalos, respétalos y déjalos ser CUBANOS!!!!
PERMISO, PERMISO QUE LLEGARON LOS CUBANOS, A RECOGERSEEEEEE, JAJAJAJAJA.
PERO QUE DIOS BENDIGA A TODOS LOS CUBANOS, LA SAL Y LA PIMIENTA DE LA VIDA.
'Cubanadas'
El Cubano no corre: Echa un patín.
El Cubano no es infiel: Pega los tarros.
El Cubano no se sube: Se encarama.
El Cubano no habla mucho: Mete tremenda muela..
El Cubano no se enamora: Coge tremendo metío.
El Cubano no es pícaro: Es candela..
El Cubano no es inteligente: Es un filtro..
El Cubano no se emborracha: Coge nota, o curda.
El Cubano no es niño: Es fiñe.
El Cubano no consigue: Resuelve, engancha.
El Cubano no es un experto: Es un bárbaro, un salvaje, una fiera, un animal.
El Cubano no se baja: Se apea.
El Cubano no cae: Se destimbala.
El Cubano no te golpea: Te rompe la siquitrilla.
El Cubano no baila: Echa un pie.
El Cubano no es haragán: No dispara un chícharo.
El Cubano no piensa: Cabila
El Cubano no se equivoca: Se enreda
El Cubano no se muere: Canta el manicero, guinda el piojo, estira la pata.
El Cubano no tiene obsesiones: Tiene matraquillas.
El Cubano no se enferma: Se pone maluco.
El Cubano no pasa hambre: Se jama un cable..
El Cubano no es pobre: Esta en la fuácata, esta pelao.
El Cubano no esta delgado: Es un güin, un esqueleto rumbero.
El Cubano no se vuelve loco: Se le cruzan los cables, tiene guayabitos en la azotea, le patina el coco.
El Cubano no se cansa: Se desguabina, Se descuarijinga, se desmondinga..
El Cubano no ignora a alguien: Lo tira a mondongo..
El Cubano no es culto y lector: Es una polilla..
El Cubano no dice 'toca mal el piano': Dice 'machaca las teclas'
El Cubano no forma una confusión: Forma un arroz con mango..
El Cubano no es ostentoso o pretencioso: Se da lija.
El Cubano no conquista a una mujer: Liga a una jeva.
El Cubano no dice 'come despacio': Dice '¡¡¡Respira niño!!!'
El Cubano no tiene una novia delgada: La novia es un bacalao o un esqueleto rumbero.
El Cubano no sabe la respuesta te dice: 'Me la pusiste en China'.
El Cubano no te dice que hiciste algo excepcional, sino que te dice: 'Te la comiste!'
Treasured Keepers
One day a woman's husband died, and on that clear, cold morning, in the warmth of their bedroom, the wife was struck with the pain of learning that sometimes there isn't "anymore". No more hugs, no more special moments to celebrate together, no more phone calls just to chat, no more "just one minute." Sometimes, what we care about the most gets all used up and goes away, never to return before we can say good-bye, say"I love you."
So while we have it, it's best we love it, care for it, fix it when it's broken and heal it when it's sick. This is true for marriage.....And old cars... And children with bad habits and report cards, and dogs with bad hips, and aging parents and grandparents. We keep them because they are worth it, because we are worth it.
Some things we keep -- like a best friend who moved away or a sister-in-law after divorce. There are just some things that make us happy, no matter what.
Life is important, like people we know who are special.. And so, we keep them close!
Suppose one morning you never wake up, do all your friends know you love them?
I was thinking....I could die today, tomorrow or next week, and I wondered if I had any wounds needing to be healed, friendships that needed rekindling or three words needing to be said...
The Five of Wands
My power today lies in practice. I play fair and can hold my own in against my peers in my chosen arena. I develop confidence, refine my intentions, and make progress by being prepared to put my desires, beliefs, ideas, or skills to the test or put my ""money where my mouth is."" I am empowered by healthy competition and I transform through preparedness.
Thursday, March 4, 2010
An Angel Says...
'Never borrow from the future. If you worry about what may happen tomorrow and it doesn't happen, you have worried in vain. Even if it does happen, you have to worry twice.'
1. Pray
2. Go to bed on time.
3. Get up on time so you can start the day unrushed..
4. Say No to projects that won't fit into your time schedule, or that will compromise your physical or mental health.
5. Delegate tasks to capable others.
6. Simplify and unclutter your life.
7. Less is more. (Although one is often not enough, two are often too many.)
8. Allow extra time to do things and to get to places.
9. Pace yourself.. Spread out big changes and difficult projects over time; don't lump the hard things all together.
10. Take one day at a time.
11. Separate worries from concerns . If a situation is a concern, find out what God would have you do and let go of the anxiety . If you can't do anything about a situation, forget it.
12. Live within your budget; don't use credit cards for ordinary purchases.
13. Have backups; an extra car key in your wallet, an extra house key buried in the garden, extra stamps, etc.
14. K.M.S. (Keep Mouth Shut). This single piece of advice can prevent an enormous amount of trouble.
15. Do something for the Kid in You everyday.
16. Carry a Bible with you to read while waiting in line.
17. Get enough rest.
18. Eat right.
19 Get organized so everything has its place.
20. Listen to a tape while driving that can help improve your quality of life. (I recommend The Secret!)
21. Write down thoughts and inspirations.
22. Every day, find time to be alone.
23. Having problems? Talk to God on the spot. Try to nip small problems in the bud. Don't wait until it's time to go to bed to try and pray.
24. Make friends with Godly people.
25. Keep a folder of favorite scriptures on hand.
26. Remember that the shortest bridge between despair and hope is often a good 'Thank you Jesus .'
27. Laugh.
28. Laugh some more!
29. Take your work seriously, but not yourself at all.
30. Develop a forgiving attitude (most people are doing the best they can).
31. Be kind to unkind people (they probably need it the most).
32. Sit on your ego.
33 Talk less; listen more.
34. Slow down!
35. Remind yourself that you are not the general manager of the universe.
36 Every night before bed, think of one thing you're grateful for that you've never been grateful for before. GOD HAS A WAY OF TURNING THINGS AROUND FOR YOU.
'If God is for us, who can be against us?'
(Romans 8:31)
Thank God for what you have. Trust God for what you need.
1. Pray
2. Go to bed on time.
3. Get up on time so you can start the day unrushed..
4. Say No to projects that won't fit into your time schedule, or that will compromise your physical or mental health.
5. Delegate tasks to capable others.
6. Simplify and unclutter your life.
7. Less is more. (Although one is often not enough, two are often too many.)
8. Allow extra time to do things and to get to places.
9. Pace yourself.. Spread out big changes and difficult projects over time; don't lump the hard things all together.
10. Take one day at a time.
11. Separate worries from concerns . If a situation is a concern, find out what God would have you do and let go of the anxiety . If you can't do anything about a situation, forget it.
12. Live within your budget; don't use credit cards for ordinary purchases.
13. Have backups; an extra car key in your wallet, an extra house key buried in the garden, extra stamps, etc.
14. K.M.S. (Keep Mouth Shut). This single piece of advice can prevent an enormous amount of trouble.
15. Do something for the Kid in You everyday.
16. Carry a Bible with you to read while waiting in line.
17. Get enough rest.
18. Eat right.
19 Get organized so everything has its place.
20. Listen to a tape while driving that can help improve your quality of life. (I recommend The Secret!)
21. Write down thoughts and inspirations.
22. Every day, find time to be alone.
23. Having problems? Talk to God on the spot. Try to nip small problems in the bud. Don't wait until it's time to go to bed to try and pray.
24. Make friends with Godly people.
25. Keep a folder of favorite scriptures on hand.
26. Remember that the shortest bridge between despair and hope is often a good 'Thank you Jesus .'
27. Laugh.
28. Laugh some more!
29. Take your work seriously, but not yourself at all.
30. Develop a forgiving attitude (most people are doing the best they can).
31. Be kind to unkind people (they probably need it the most).
32. Sit on your ego.
33 Talk less; listen more.
34. Slow down!
35. Remind yourself that you are not the general manager of the universe.
36 Every night before bed, think of one thing you're grateful for that you've never been grateful for before. GOD HAS A WAY OF TURNING THINGS AROUND FOR YOU.
'If God is for us, who can be against us?'
(Romans 8:31)
Thank God for what you have. Trust God for what you need.
Nine of Swords
I am not my mistakes. I can't do this alone or pretend any more. The illusion of comfort in denial or sacrifice is no longer mine. There is no shame in my suffering -- no healing in silent self-torment. It is here at the surreal crossroads of the ""soul search"" where dawning truth meets the anguish of overwhelming resistance in mind over matter that I can finally wake up, change my mind, let go of what no longer works or own my losses or choices. I am empowered by intense acknowledgment or epiphany and my virtue is gratitude or relief in recognition.
Wednesday, March 3, 2010
Priorities, Please
Make a list of what's important to you. Whether you write it down on paper or keep it in mind doesn't matter. What does matter is that you're able to prioritize both tasks and people with an eye toward the future. Don't let anything stand between you and what you want.
Tuesday, March 2, 2010
From The Secret Daily Teachings
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
May the joy be with you,
Rhonda Byrne
The Secret... bringing joy to billions
Monday, March 1, 2010
Some Food for thought: LIVE IT UP!!
1. Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age, weight and height. Let the doctors worry about them. That is why you pay 'them'
2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down.
3. Keep learning. Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever. Never let the brain idle. 'An idle mind is the devil's workshop.'
4. Enjoy the simple things.
5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
6. The tears happen. Endure, grieve, and move on. The only person, who is with us our entire life, is ourselves. Be ALIVE while you are alive.
7. Surround yourself with what you love , whether it's family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever. Your home is your refuge.
8. Cherish your health: If it is good, preserve it. If it is unstable, improve it. If it is beyond what you can improve, get help.
9. Don't take guilt trips. Take a trip to the mall, even to the next county; to a foreign country but NOT to where the guilt is.
10. Tell the people you love that you love them, at every opportunity.
AND ALWAYS REMEMBER :
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
We all need to live life to its fullest each day!!
Worry about nothing, pray about everything!!!
Men are happier people
MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE!
NICKNAMES
If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.
If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.
EATING OUT
When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.
MONEY
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.
BATHROOMS
A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel .
The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.
ARGUMENTS
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
FUTURE
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
SUCCESS
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
MARRIAGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.
DRESSING UP
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
NATURAL
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
OFFSPRING
Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!
NICKNAMES
If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.
If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.
EATING OUT
When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.
MONEY
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.
BATHROOMS
A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel .
The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.
ARGUMENTS
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
FUTURE
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
SUCCESS
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
MARRIAGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.
DRESSING UP
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
NATURAL
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
OFFSPRING
Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!
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